Fishing Mac Daddy

And now with the following collection of 20 Questions?
1: Why did they build the Great Wall of China?
2: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
3: Does my ass look big in these pants?
4: Who's your Daddy?
5: What came first: Donny Osmond, or the egg?
6: Getsuga Tensho or Tensa Zangetsu?
7: Fish or chips?
8: Frank Zappa or Jello Biafra?
9: If red is the fastest colour, why do the black runners always win the Olympics?
10: In the movie Mortal Kombat 2, there's a scene where the character Sonja gets into a fight and gets covered in mud, yet in the next scene she's spotless. Any clues?
11: Whodat?
12: What are these spots on my crotch?
13: Who do you think would win a fight: Mr. T or Stephen Seagal?
14: Chocolate starfish or hotdog flavoured water?
15: Do fat people go to heaven?
16: PC vs. Mac: who cares?
17: Kimi Ga Oikaketa Yume or Kimi no Tameni Dekiru Koto?
18: Why does Solid Snake squint all the time?
19: Do I gRaB mY sHoVeL?
20: String or nothing?
It would take a genius to answer all those questions.