Full Fishing Tackle
 Vintage Tackle Box Chest Full Of Fishing Lures Rebel Cordell Bigmac Big MaC US $99.99 
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My wife isn't happy with the makeover I paid for her to have at Basshole's Bait & Tackle Shop; how do I make..?
...things up to her? See, the fishing business has slacked off with the bad economy, and I know ol' Jeb who owns the place, and he was telling me that to bring in more business he was expanding, with a ladies' beauty shop trailer attached to the premises. I signed my wife up right away for a full makeover, and presented her with the gift for Christmas. Well, she went in for her makeover, and hates it. I think Jeb did real good on her, and I can say with certainty that it was $13.99 well spent, but she is cryin', carryin' on that I don't love her, that she's too ugly now for anyone to love. My reassurances that I don't ever really look at her when I'm lovin' on her didn't seem to help, and she is having an awful fit. How can I make things right? I don't want to spend another evening whacking my weasel, if you get my drift.
I think she looks right pretty, anyway:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TQmtZsLrDI8/SjvzlXxGkaI/AAAAAAAAAeA/oWrCsz9cz1Y/s1600/woman-ugly1.jpg
My wife's purdier than that. In fact, she's so purdy, her face could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.
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