Help! I'm Stuck and Can't Get Out! What Should I do?
Okay, so I got this winter jacket and tried it on. The zipper broke and now I'm stuck in it. I've put butter, olive oil and margarine down it for lubrication but that only made me all sticky and uncomfortable. I've been trying to cut at the jacket with a knife and scissors but it is too thick and won't come off. I thought that baking powder would help get it off but it combined with the other things and has formed a paste that has hardened and now the jacket is like a cast. What should I do?
I can't go and find help. It would be too embarrassing.
Haha, when I read this question I immediatly thought of the LifeAlert commericals... "help. i've fallen and I can't get up"
if anyone remembers those x]
Anyways, about your predicament, just poke a hole in the coat, and then rip or cut it off...then take it back to the store and shove the coat in their face and demand a refund. 
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